Right. Taylor's flat ass >> Kim K's...whatever's going on down there.

Perfectly old.

Bai Hatuh.

I hope I'm still on here when Rihanna breaks the record, just for the reactions.

Becoming a flop won't stop Rihanna from getting #1s with features

Rih definitely has breaking Mariah's record in mind.

Jesus, this MAD b*tch was probz the reason her daughter got there. If only she could have shut her flytrap.

Is Ke$ha almost done rehab? idk why but it feels like she's been in there for awhile now Dark Horse wasn't even #1 then.

And if she beats The Beatles' record. Woo.

Rihanna is a musical icon of our generation who doesn't need whipped cream shooting out of her breasts to be the icon that she is today.

I'm ready for your impending breakdown, the Navy's threads, the Mariah stans all getting banned, and the Army changing all of their avi's to Rihanna.

They look like f*cking aliens

THAT will be the end of it all.