Oh, thank GOD this brave mother didn't let Tommy attend the party. Surely he would've come home with glitter in his hair and a fresh Sean Cody subscription, after being zapped by their gay laser beams. Someone please stop the gay agenda.
Right? The lack of logic. Meanwhile the lesbians next door to me have the straightest child you can imagine, while my super straight mother gave birth to a Little Monster.
Oh, thank GOD this brave mother didn't let Tommy attend the party. Surely he would've come home with glitter in his hair and a fresh Sean Cody subscription, after being zapped by their gay laser beams. Someone please stop the gay agenda.