Originally posted by Eternium Ephialtes was a traitor...but to push towards democracy. He betrayed his leaders for a good reason. I don't think he's a good fit for this analogy.

Originally posted by TikiMiss maybe Britney should just go for the choreographies Bey sticks to. Shake her butt. Throw her wig around, and give a bitch face. It's simple enough, and looks HBIC-enough to dominate again, imo.

I don't care for choreo. I care about CONFIDENCE. If Britney looks hot as ****, pops her ass around with a few hand twists, arm flails, and a some cute leg kicks, and tops it off with flawless hair flips using one of those fans to make her hair look all wavy and goddess-like then everyone will be slayed.

Originally posted by Ozzy8923 I don't care for choreo. I care about CONFIDENCE. If Britney looks hot as ****, pops her ass around with a few hand twists, arm flails, and a some cute leg kicks, and tops it off with flawless hair flips using one of those fans to make her hair look all wavy and goddess-like then everyone will be slayed.

Originally posted by TikiMiss her most iconic performance was basically devoid of hard moves, and just hair flips + ass shakes

Originally posted by Miguel. Anyone can shake their ass and give that look. Britney is all about choreography.

Gurl, your beloved Circus tour was legit all that I just mentioned. The POM performance for the Circus tour was literally her moving around in a cage like an ape spreading her legs wide open with her hair flowing around while wearing a tight corset and all the homosexuals were slayed to the pits.

If she did that live, all of us would be shittin' our pants NO DOUBT.

Originally posted by Ozzy8923 Gurl, your beloved Circus tour was legit all that I just mentioned. The POM performance for the Circus tour was literally her moving around in a cage like an ape spreading her legs wide open with her hair flowing around while wearing a tight corset and all the homosexuals were slayed to the pits. If she did that live, all of us would be shittin' our pants NO DOUBT.

That was funny.

Britlexia Britney Spears stans suffer from condition called Britlexia. Britlexia is a learning disability that impairs a stan's ability to understand simple logic and read basic English. Even though their reading comprehension is poor they are still able to read record sales, ticket sales, and can understand the word "sold out". This makes reading reviews and critiques difficult, but has no effect on reading 10-year old sales stats. Example of Britlexia: Read this paragraph: Britney appeared last night in Atlanta as apart of a 100-date tour. She appeared three hours late and once she took the stage she drooled on herself, picked her nose, and flicked boogers at people in the front row. She also fell asleep 3 times and urinated on the stage. The sold out crowd, some of whom paid $500 a ticket, began to walk out within 20 minutes. It estimated that the tour will gross over $100 million. This is how the paragraph appears to a person with Britlexia: ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚100-date tour ✤✶✷✸✹✺✻$500 a ticket❤❤❤$100 million.

Jennifer, do you even like anything about Britney at this point?

3 was in the FFT?

Originally posted by Miguel. That 3 choreography from the FFT was embarrassing.

Originally posted by rawwritsmikey 3 was in the FFT?

Originally posted by TikiMiss I remember fans excusing it 'cuz it was ~*LiVE SinGIng*~ until it wasn't

Most of us thought she was actually singing live. I'm glad 3 was revamped.