Secret is legit better than the other girls discographies

I gave Secret an 8. Borderline and La Isla Bonita were indisputable 10s though. Perfect pop songs.


Sis...

La Isla Bonita is really really great but I think I've heard it too much so I ended up giving it a 9 instead of a 10.

Madge her Canadian power I guess! Even Into The Groove is played a lot here.

LIES:

. the song is too long
. doesn't go anywhere
. the vocals of her talking are nothing to write about
. and after such damn great songs on that compilation album it is the most forgettable

Just tryna even out the playing field with all these bias rats running around.

I thought Secret was out. I was about to have a meltdown a bit.

not one song on this rate is a 1. what is wrong with ya'll?

Not everyone claiming Madonna bias, when she's the only one seriously hit so far

Oh well. The only person I don't mind winning here is Celine, as the rest are among my faves. And I don't really have to worry about her

She has the most songs, of course she was gonna get hit first.

I'm just waiting for when her unworthy songs start charting higher than INRBIO and MIH.

Not a bad song, but not really a standout either.

It's a cute song but yeah.. bye.

eww Rescue Me > Keep It Together, but they're so close in rankings I guess it doesn't matter

Janet remains unbothered.

Rest in peace my tens.