I've never even heard of Loco-motion.



Let's just keep this rate strictly legends.

Madonna would get pretty lonely then

Don't do one of the biggest-selling female musicians in music history like that.

You're right, leave poor Kylie alone

YESSSS

I'm doing Mariah rn, and omg, her songs boring me so much

Can't Let Go >>

Madonna has more boring songs than Mariah though.

Don't Cry Tears of Boredom For Me Argentina


Can't Let Go is a good tune though.

Gurl

Mariah's voice just bores me to death, I can't help myself and no, she doesn't

Can't Let Go, I Still Believe and, obviously, Obsessed

You think chugga-chugga sounds like lalalalalalalaalalalalaalalalalalalaa?

I don't know what those are, but if they are Kylie songs- probably.

Didn't even know Kylie had charted in America

Y'all doing Kylie here too much

Poor gurl

@ that gif.

Rhythm Nation slays

I think I need to adjust my Mariah scores now

Did you forget to give Make It Happen a 10?