It's called a co-writer sis! Bonnie wrote the chorus and Katy wrote the verses with her, as she's explained. Clearly your stan goggles are SO incredibly thick you're obviously not going to believe that unlike anyone else though, so I'm not entirely sure why I'm bothering to explain it to you.

MJH would fit right next to HML perfectly

omg please don't! don't take those 3 sales away from mother monster!

"...Get ready cuz I had enough!"

Katy doesn't write her songs (who cares if she does anyway). There's this one interview where Bonnie tells she stayed up the entire night writing Wide Awake in the studio and the next morning Katy woke her up, read the lyrics she had written down and then gave her a hug and congratulated Bonnie for writing a hit song. A mess.

In a before and after shot.

Garden panty.

MJH

at least we have MANiCURE.

(and if its ruined in studio we have swinefest audio)

Posts like this are so gross and tacky. Congrats.

Show me the receipts.

Heavy metal lover was the last song wrote on Born this way so maybe it could fit on Artpop but not MJH on born this way

Not too much the way she sings that part >

IS anyone still listening to Teenage Dream 2.0 aka SPIRM??

Just when you thought Tittie couldn't get any more basic

And didn't Dr. Luke and Katy give Bonnie a car for writing Part of Me?

Whoever writes KT's songs deserves to be shot in the kneecaps anyway.

No but seriously, Katy makes music for lovestruck teenage girls that are adjusting to menstruation cycles and are busy trying to decide who to go to Junior Prom with.

Aside from those baby feeders, I don't see what's so special about her!

You don't say

Katy doesn't write her songs.

I'm sure she gives input like "make it cuter" though.

What does this "last song/first song" mess prove?

MJH is BTW trash!

But I mean look on the bright side! She never had to get her tubes tied because they were never connected.