That was possibly the least funny thing I've ever read

I know I am enough, possible to be loved
It was not about me
Now I have to rise above
Let the universe call the bluff
Yeah, the truth will set you free

I'd rather be poor and happy than rich and alone!

Birthday slays.

The 2nd week sales will be even funnier to watch.

I was right when I said that Bangerz wouldn't go top 10 in as many countries as 2 of 2.

He did 10k more in the UK without a top 20 hit and she had 2 #1s that opened with +100k each.

"I've overheard your theory nostalgia's for geeks
I guess sir if you say so some of us just like to read"

Pathetic indeed

they burned off most of their sales/momentum. It was a mistake using Prism's best tracks merely as buzz singles

Weird how Def Jam doesn't have Rih stuck in a studio at gunpoint now that the other pop girls are out to play.

One line is cool and funky and already iconic.

The other is a corny mess that nobody wants.

Beautiful heart wrenching poetry

Boy when you're with me I'll give you a taste
Make it like your birthday everyday



This is what this **** comes up with with Dr Luke and Max Martin both on board.

Why do people drag the 'nostalgia's for geeks' line?

I really like it.

nn 'iconic'

I guess sir if you say so

I'll write hit songs about you

a california gurlz sized mess

a certain INSECURE stanbase in here
so cute
they are literally shaking with fear right now knowing all too well how this is gonna turn out
lemme break it down for y'all real quick
1st: Unconditionally will block and obliterate Vpenis
2nd: PRISM will open with 400K in the US + 600K WW
3rd: CHARTPOP will open with around 800K WW
4th: All the PRISM singles will have longevity WW
5th: None of the fARTPoOP singles will have longevity WW
6th: PRISM will outsell ARTPOP when it's all said and done

'memba I told ya

Cringe worthy and try-hard like most things Gaga writes.