Lebt denn der alte Holmichel noch, mir doch Scheißegal

XXXtina's tour got cancelled because of low ticket sales

so

BeyoncPoe, huh?

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary
Weeping over the long- forgotten album that I'd christened '4',
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly I heard a tapping,
'Twas my boo, renowned for rapping, knocking at my mansion's door.
"It's Jay-Z," I muttered numbly, "coming home at half past four.
"Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly, I remember, 2011, September,
I had hoped that 'Love On Top' would slay for weeks, or more,
But at 20, its progress ceased, and to my horror, it decreased
I wish it'd never been released, this failure I abhor,
And it was at that very moment that I was absolutely sure,
I'd be slaying, nevermore.

I hope Vegasney replicates "This Is It"

I hope soo

I'm really sad PigTina will be no more. She makes for much better gifs

2011

She isn't fat in that one

Beyonce didn't get a 100 mil tour til 11 years into ha career. Rihallah will do it in 7.

She died before Michael

Lady DarkGreenGa's album cover looks like it's gonna slay

The Britney stans do too much on Xtina. Xtina has a greater chance of coming back to her former glory than Knee does.

This scalding truth.



Beyonce is far more successful than her

"PigTina" heh

Xtina does have the advantage of being more or less irrelevant since 2003 - if she came back with the right material (something that shows off her voice) she could do well. Sharknee is done for forever

Heavily autotuned dance-pop come hither songs won't be hot from Britney very shortly because of agism.
Xtina, with the right material and timing can come back stronger than ever, and stage the biggest comeback since Tina Turner (edit: and Cher). Think about who is closer to being on their A game. Xtina's adversity will be to her advantage as a musical narrative . Mark my words.

She won't, she's still alive