Nicole:
Beyonce is illiterate -> Britney has the vocabulary of a 3rd grader
Beyonce is a local R&B ape -> Beyonce has been outselling Britney WW since 2003
Beyonce used her pregnancy for press ->
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Beyonce is a casino act -> Britney becomes Planet Hollywood Vegas act
Rihanna has been outselling Beyonce since 2010 -> P!nk has been outselling Britney by a much larger factor for nearly a decade
Beyonce & Gaga have huge egos -> Britney charges fans $1,000 for a picture where she looks disgusted
Gaga's tour flopped, Madonna is the Queen of Touring! -> outgrosses Britney's biggest tour, FF pulls in $69M
Gaga has faded -> no Britney album has charted on year-end global charts since 2004; can't go Platinum anymore
Gaga is a cokehead -> drugs sent Britney into a head-shaving mental breakdown
Xtina is a reality TV judge now -> Britney fired from reality TV judging due to flop ratings
Demi is a suicidal cutter -> Britney attempted suicide on more than one occasion
D!nk releases the same song -> Britney releases same 2 songs for 15 years (You're sexy let's dance / Media leave me alone)
Angelina only has a Supporting Oscar -> Britney has 1 untelevised dance Grammy