maybe she was artificially inseminated, it's fairly popular for breeding horses.

Deep inside she knows she will never hit #1 again.

I love Céline but I rather not think of her bush

Have you SEEN her husband? She probably never had intercourse with that thing. It would be borderline necrophilia. He looks like be could be Madonna's dad.

And then Justin performs.

The fact that she still enable to do this over millions of horney girls is just!

He never mentioned anything about a strap.

Is this Diana Ross

Sarah Jessica Parker would be proud.

Si

Marrying a corpse for his money then lecturing about selling your soul

Yes

SUBG already followed a trend set by Pr!ncess (& followed by many others) and she already made Greg Kurstin happen when she became the first mainstream artist to ever work with him (which resulted in Lily Allen, Kylie, Sia, Natasha B, Britney Spears, Ke$ha, Marina & the Diamonds etc working with him all BEFORE Kelly hihi)

And will NOT come for Stupid Girls a WW #1 Hot Shot DEBUT post-Try This (hihi)

vs

As long as you know it won't be Gaga hitting that Grammy stage.

I love Diana Ross and I loved this concert!