Brit should've copied and paste from this masterpiece:
You better shake that thang like a donkey
And go hard for it bitch, you better work
You better swing from a paw like a monkey
And go hard for it, you better work
'Cause big girls get down on the flo'
And make it jiggle, jiggle, jiggle you ain't know
Ain't no shame, it's the name of game
Now everybody down to the flo', here we go
It's a fact. Everybody knows Applause is a better song than Roar and (soon) Work Bitch, but people love trash music.
That's it.
PS: I'm not a Monster.
People want to be able to relate to a song Given the current economy, I would say Britney is right on point in motivating the lazy unemployed bums to get off they asses and WORK
Applause is only relatable for gay theatre kids who were going to buy the song anyways
And well, Katy has cornered the middle school market