Why is the male Aniston trying to do a movie?
No one but poor trailer trash ever liked you Ashton

She does The View now!

Lol Kelso is no Rachel Green. Not even a Gunther from the coffee shop.

Whatevaaaaa where did you come from and how did you deliver the post of the year just like that

I could drink a case of you
Favorite song on my soft sex playlist

Queen Joni

Still gets me

I remember when Milo did that movie with Natalie Portman and everyone started to take it serious and I just sat back and laughed. Remember when they thought the smut was getting an Oscar nom?
Where are the Milo stans now?
She probably made more money as a 15 year old on That 70s Show than she has in 4 years of sub-par Aniston tier romcoms. Mankey built butch.

nnnn I'm still a rock star

Why does every Ariana Carey's song sound like a remake of a Mariah's old song?

I used to call Whoopi the Jack-o-lantern lady when I was a kid.

Jennifer Aniston movies I've seen in theatres:

Horrible Bosses
Just Go With It
He's Just Not That Into You
Marley & Me
The Break-Up
Friends With Money
Rumor Has It
Along Came Polly
Bruce Almighty

We're The Millers (Friday)

She couldn't decide whether this or the tsunami had a greater disregard for human life.

mnnn not too much on Milo.

I think my favorite is HJNTIY. I don't even remember her being in Bruce Almighty.

171 2NE1
265 Lady GaGa

D-O-Y-O-U-B-U-Y-G-A-G-A

No thanks

Angelina Jolie movies I saw seen in theatres:

Mr & Mrs Smith
The Good Shepherd
A Mighty Heart
Beowulf
Wanted
Changeling
Salt

A vozas at California Dreams Tour-sized mess!