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Video Clip: Old lady caught stealing rhubarb
Member Since: 5/27/2010
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Originally posted by U4EA
"Don't call me sweetheart, honeybunch. What are ya, a ****IN' lezzie?!"
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This knocked me on the ****in FLOOR 
This may be the most bizarre but HILARIOUS video I've seen in years. I just can't. 
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Ha voice OMFG..
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That voice is unreal 
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This Adele Stan killing me though
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This is what I envision our generation will be like in 40+ years
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I can't wait for the remixes. 
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I see TimmyInTheWell has stepped up his A game
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Jimmy Kimmel mentioned this last night and had an "interview" with her "her" last night.
Died all over again.
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Hilarious.....damn.
TBH though. She is correct. Alley is a public easement and she has every right to use the rhubarb. Person holding camera was essentially just exploiting the elderly for kiii's 
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The lesbian comment had me rolling 
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The anger in her voice!
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Rhubarb Lady: You Pinocchio ****in' nose — go mind your own business!
Fence Lady: Why don't you?
Rhubarb Lady: Why don't you?
Fence Lady: Why don't you grow your own?
Rhubarb Lady: This is not your ****ing property, go somewhere else!
Fence Lady: [Something something] my property ...
Rhubarb Lady: **** you! Go mind your own business!
Fence Lady: NoooOOOO. You just don't know what's right and wrong, do you?
Rhubarb Lady: You're a ****ing *****!
Fence Lady: You like to steal.
Rhubarb Lady: You stick your nose in everybody's ****ing business — this is goddamn alley property, bitch!
Fence Lady: No, it's not!
Rhubarb Lady: This don't have your name on it. Where's your name, bitch? Where's your name, bitch? Where your name?
Fence Lady: Where's my name?
Rhubarb Lady: Where's your ****ing name on this alley property, bitch?
Fence Lady: Where's yours?
Rhubarb Lady: This is anybody that wants to pick it!
Fence Lady: No, it's not!
Rhubarb Lady: Yes, it is.
Fence Lady: Okay, if it's anybody's property, why don't you come up here and mow it?
Rhubarb Lady: Because my lawnmower was stolen, bitch, by a ****ing pig!
Fence Lady: Oh, yeah, right.
Rhubarb Lady: Yeah, you know the Iranian pigs around here that don't steal? That's who it was stolen by, bitch.
Fence Lady: So that's why you're so mad and you steal from everybody else.
Rhubarb Lady: Oh, I asked, bitch. I asked three ****ing places. They don't answer their ****ing doors!
Fence Lady: Did you ever ask my mom who—
Rhubarb Lady: This isn't hers!
Fence Lady: Yes, it is.
Rhubarb Lady: Go to hell!
Fence Lady: No! You!
Rhubarb Lady: You don't know how to cook anyway, so—
Fence Lady: Oh, are you videotaping?
Generally Quiet Camera Person: I'm videotaping.
Fence Lady: Oh, wow, we're videotaping. You're on video!
Rhubarb Lady: I don't give a ****; this isn't yours.
Fence Lady: Yes, it is!
Rhubarb Lady: You don't prove that yours.
Fence Lady: Oh, yeah, I will!
Rhubarb Lady: Alley property, bitch.
Fence Lady: No, it's not!
Rhubarb Lady: Yes, it is.
Fence Lady: No, it's not!
Rhubarb Lady: Yes, it is.
Fence Lady: You know where the alley is?
Rhubarb Lady: Yeah, it's right here.
Fence Lady: Yeah, that's—
Rhubarb Lady: Your fence is there, bitch! Go mind your own business!
Fence Lady: Ooohh no, uh-uh.
Rhubarb Lady: Ugh, ugh ugh ugh. Mind your own ****ing business; your fince not out here.
Fence Lady: My what's not out here?
Rhubarb Lady: Your fence isn't out here; mind your own business!
Fence Lady: This fence was put in here—
Rhubarb Lady: I don't care. This isn't your property, bitch! You wanna claim this and that house over there. This isn't your property!
Fence Lady: Um, um, can I ask you something?
Rhubarb Lady: **** off.
Fence Lady: Can I ask you something? See that, see that fenced-in area up there that has all the wood?
Rhubarb Lady: I haven't been in that. And I don't know what's in it, and I could care less. This is not your property!
Fence Lady: No, no no. You see where that fence line is? That is—
Rhubarb Lady: I could care less.
Fence Lady: That's inside of this rhubarb.
Rhubarb Lady: No, it doesn't!
Fence Lady: Yes, it does!
Rhubarb Lady: This is alley property.
Fence Lady: No! No, it's not!
Rhubarb Lady: Don't try to claim everything in this alley — it's not yours!
Fence Lady: NooOOO!
Rhubarb Lady: Go back inside!
Fence Lady: NooOOO!
Rhubarb Lady: This doesn't bother you a bit. You got all that over there, so don't ****ing try to copy — you try to claim everything!
Fence Lady: You like to steal from people—
Rhubarb Lady: This isn't called stealing!
Fence Lady: Yeah, it is!
Rhubarb Lady: Anybody could take, anything from take anything from [unintelligible].
Generally Quiet Camera Person: Oh, they're comin'!
Rhubarb Lady: Go back inside!
Fence Lady: NooOOO!
Rhubarb Lady: You're a ****ing troublemaker.
Fence Lady: No, I'm not. You're the one who's causing all the problems.
Rhubarb Lady: Yeah, you are. You came out here first — go back inside.
Fence Lady: Oh no, you were out here first.
Rhubarb Lady: You're a troublemaker.
Fence Lady: Stealing from my mom!
Rhubarb Lady: I'm not stealing! You call 'em bitch! You call 'em!
Fence Lady: Sweetheart ...
Rhubarb Lady: Call 'em! Don't call me sweetheart, honeybun. What are you, a ****ing lezzie?
Fence Lady: Sweetheart.
Rhubarb Lady: Stay out of my business!
Fence Lady: Sweetheart.
Rhubarb Lady: Honeybuuun! Go back inside, bitch! Go back inside, *****!
Fence Lady: Sweetheart, the police are coming.
Rhubarb Lady: Go right ahead, I ain't scared of them. I got relations in, er, police. Go back inside.
Fence Lady: NooOOO!
Rhubarb Lady: Go back inside!
Fence Lady: You oughta know right from wrong.
Rhubarb Lady: **** you. Go back inside.
Fence Lady: NooOOO! I'm outside!
Rhubarb Lady: Troublemaking *****!
Fence Lady: Yeaaah!
Rhubarb Lady: Go back inside, have some coffee, you're drunk as a skunk.
Generally Quiet Camera Person: Oh, my God. Oh, that's funny.
Fence Lady: Oh yeaaah!
Rhubarb Lady: I wasn't out here causing ****ing trouble.
Generally Quiet Camera Person: She don't even ****ing drink, lady.
Rhubarb Lady: Oh, yeah? That's why you're out here causing ****ing trouble.
Generally Quiet Camera Person: Dude, I was the first one out the ****in' door, so shut your goddamn mouth!
Rhubarb Lady: You shut your goddamn mouth! Why don't you go back in there and lose some weight, you big fat ass! You don't own this property!
Generally Quiet Camera Person: Why don't you get a job?
Rhubarb Lady: **** you.
Fence Lady: Ooooh.
Generally Quiet Camera Person: Bitch, touch me.
Rhubarb Lady: I will, you fat ass!
Generally Quiet Camera Person: And then I'll press charges—
Rhubarb Lady: You fat ass! You don't own this ****.
Generally Quiet Camera Person: —on your goddamn ass.
Fence Lady?: Give me a photo — that way we have proof.
Rhubarb Lady: You go right ahead. You don't own this ****.
Fence Lady: Oh, look, we have an audience watching this now!
Rhubarb Lady: Go right ahead!
Fence Lady: No, look! They're down across the street!
Rhubarb Lady: You've given me ****ing trouble before, bitch!
Rhubarb Lady: You don't own this ****!
Fence Lady: Neither do you!
Rhubarb Lady: [Talking to herself.] All she does is try to cause trouble for any neighbor she sees. You go right ahead, bitch.
Generally Quiet Camera Person: Well, something needs to be done, because this is retarded. She tried to ****in' hit me. Now she's leaving! Awesome!
Unclear: Follow her and find out where she lives.
Rhubarb Lady: Go right ahead, 'cuz you're not coming in there. Think you're ****ing big time?
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