Kitty's so basic it hurts. Almost as basic as Ye's extra sperm sack.

Punching out the boy bands at their own game.

Bran'nu's label did her wrong

Namie Amuro was still struggling in her flop phase at the time, she made a comeback in 2007 and solidified her status as a 1st tier popstar with Best Fiction in 2008.

It's more like they each erased themselves. Ayu's market oversaturation and lack of significant evolution and change has finally bitten her in the ass, though I absolutely love her past few releases bar one album that shall not be named, and Utada went into indefinite hiatus a few years ago and has given us just one track since.

Utada's ARTPOPing ass needs to come back

The oversaturation thing is worrying, some of these gurls need to take note of this and take a small break if not a big one

So Utada is the the Beatles and Ayu is Madonna. Interesting...

Ayu honestly reminds me of Rihanna with the rate of release they both have.

And yes, Utada needs to get ha ass back to work, almost 3 years of nothingness is enough!

It's been so long that I feel like Utada has turned into a full-time housewife or an OL.

Ayumi > Utada

Not at Katy taking We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together's release date and Red's release date. And at Gaga taking Fearless' release date. They are thirsty for an era as record-breaking and impactful as their Lord's. Her influence.

Really though? Call me when the girl scans platinum again. Utada will probably come out of hiatus by then.

The other J-pop divas (Ayumi, Kuu, Utada) are never touching her again

Please. I love Namie but Utada would probably scalp her if she came out of hiatus.

Couldn't they afford to use a better camera

#teamgags

Who do you and the Lord favor? Pink her stans are #TeamGaga.