I cannot deal with all the Little Monsters in this thread. Your fave is a glorified tranny with a nose so big that she can smell things before they happen. Born This Way was a colossal flop, despite your moldy receipts, and Shartflop is going to be even worse. And what ****ing kind of title is Born This Way? If you were that pretentious at birth, Gaga, surely your parents would've sacrificed you to appease God? Oh, and the Born Brave Bus is literally the dumbest thing ever. I mean, when I go to Ticketmaster, it's really a deal-breaker if the performer doesn't provide free therapy. It's not a concert if you don't see a mental-health professional, right? Maybe she'll diversify come the Artpop Tour. I can see it now: the 'Born with an STD Bus' or 'Born Gapped Bus'.
Seriously, this girl needs to shut the **** up and realise that she's actually not that special. She completely over-hyped Born This Way--the 'greatest album of this decade', in her own words. All that coke clearly melted her brain. Highway Unicorn, possibly the worse thing since suicide bombing, is on that album. She doesn't know ****.
Sis don't be so mean. You know very well they don't have a born brave bus right now for these types of comments.
But wait, she's lost weight these days! Now it only takes one forklift instead of two to get her on stage! Legend X betta slay with ha twenty second part on Pitbull's new song!
I cannot deal with all the Little Monsters in this thread. Your fave is a glorified tranny with a nose so big that she can smell things before they happen. Born This Way was a colossal flop, despite your moldy receipts, and Shartflop is going to be even worse. And what ****ing kind of title is Born This Way? If you were that pretentious at birth, Gaga, surely your parents would've sacrificed you to appease God? Oh, and the Born Brave Bus is literally the dumbest thing ever. I mean, when I go to Ticketmaster, it's really a deal-breaker if the performer doesn't provide free therapy. It's not a concert if you don't see a mental-health professional, right? Maybe she'll diversify come the Artpop Tour. I can see it now: the 'Born with an STD Bus' or 'Born Gapped Bus'.
Seriously, this girl needs to shut the **** up and realise that she's actually not that special. She completely over-hyped Born This Way--the 'greatest album of this decade', in her own words. All that coke clearly melted her brain. Highway Unicorn, possibly the worse thing since suicide bombing, is on that album. She doesn't know ****.
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Their majesties teh kweens: Nicole Scherzinger|Carly Rae Jepsen|Roisin Murphy|Ke$ha|Marina & the Diamonds|Cher Lloyd|Christina Aguilera|Lana del Rey|Katy Perry
None of this fail shade would ever bother a Legend X stan when in fact she's charting on the charts unlike Gags in more than 100 charts right this nanosecond. Beauty always wins over a beast.
I cannot deal with all the Little Monsters in this thread. Your fave is a glorified tranny with a nose so big that she can smell things before they happen. Born This Way was a colossal flop, despite your moldy receipts, and Shartflop is going to be even worse. And what ****ing kind of title is Born This Way? If you were that pretentious at birth, Gaga, surely your parents would've sacrificed you to appease God? Oh, and the Born Brave Bus is literally the dumbest thing ever. I mean, when I go to Ticketmaster, it's really a deal-breaker if the performer doesn't provide free therapy. It's not a concert if you don't see a mental-health professional, right? Maybe she'll diversify come the Artpop Tour. I can see it now: the 'Born with an STD Bus' or 'Born Gapped Bus'.
Seriously, this girl needs to shut the **** up and realise that she's actually not that special. She completely over-hyped Born This Way--the 'greatest album of this decade', in her own words. All that coke clearly melted her brain. Highway Unicorn, possibly the worse thing since suicide bombing, is on that album. She doesn't know ****.
And your sig is filled with fat, washed-up flops. Maybe in your poor irrelevant country people still care about them.
Keep writing your try-hard essays though, I'm sure you spent a lot of time trying to come up with some of that.
None of this fail shade would ever bother a Legend X stan when in fact she's charting on the charts unlike Gags in more than 100 charts right this nanosecond. Beauty always wins over a beast.
ahhh don't make me laugh the only reason why Xtinct is even on the charts is because of pitbull(i mean), Stefani hasn't even released a single since 2011 so this was kind of a self drag
... unfortunately for Chrissy and co, Burlesque leads the nods this year with a whopping six nominations.
Christina is in the running for worst actress nod, whilst worst support actress nominations go to her co-stars Cher and Kristen Bell, and a worst supporting actor nod to Cam Gigandet.
I cannot deal with all the Little Monsters in this thread. Your fave is a glorified tranny with a nose so big that she can smell things before they happen. Born This Way was a colossal flop, despite your moldy receipts, and Shartflop is going to be even worse. And what ****ing kind of title is Born This Way? If you were that pretentious at birth, Gaga, surely your parents would've sacrificed you to appease God? Oh, and the Born Brave Bus is literally the dumbest thing ever. I mean, when I go to Ticketmaster, it's really a deal-breaker if the performer doesn't provide free therapy. It's not a concert if you don't see a mental-health professional, right? Maybe she'll diversify come the Artpop Tour. I can see it now: the 'Born with an STD Bus' or 'Born Gapped Bus'.
Seriously, this girl needs to shut the **** up and realise that she's actually not that special. She completely over-hyped Born This Way--the 'greatest album of this decade', in her own words. All that coke clearly melted her brain. Highway Unicorn, possibly the worse thing since suicide bombing, is on that album. She doesn't know ****.
Use this anger as song lyrics. Might land you on SNL one day.
Am actually slayed
