85. Madonna- American Pie (6.145)



Highest score: 10 x2 (lovesong, VJoker)
Lowest score: 1 x2 (airbornE, Kool_Aid_King)

An unflattering picture of Madonna:



Well! Here, Madonna and Mr. Orbit cover the classic by Don McLean in emphatic fashion; as part of a soundtrack for Medoner's film The Next Best Thing. It smashed throughout Europe, even granting Medoner her first #1 in Germany since 1987's La Isla Bonita. However, without official release in the US, it scraped in at a very respectable #29 through airplay alone. Who Run The World.....?

Jinzo's verdict: 3.5
Amongst Medoner's most blah hits. It's neither here nor there when considering the wider context of her discography.

84. Ke$ha- We R Who We R (6.257)



Highest score: 10 x7 (Stevie, Strangergab, Kool_Aid_King, berberocka, Pink Panther, Keshaspearsxo, Ace Reject)
Lowest score: 0 x4 (Green, JDella11, Glassheart, airbornE)

An unflattering picture of Ke$ha:



Produced by Dr. Luke, Benny Blanco et al as the lead single from Cannibal, We R is the first time Ke$ha (w/ dollar sign) hits the top of the UK charts- TiK ToK ain't doing it! Ms. Sebert wrote the song in the wake of multiple suicides in the LGBTQ community, in the hopes of it becoming a pride anthem. Y'know, before another Lady. *files nails*

Jinzo's verdict: 8.5
In my eyes, far better than TiK ToK! And also far better and far more credible than many other 'be urself xxx" type hits we've sustained in recent years.

83. Madonna ft. Timbaland and Justin Timberlake- 4 Minutes (6.303)



Highest score: 10 x7 (madonnas, Strangergab, conseeded, berberocka, boyamama, VJoker, Flashing Lights)
Lowest score: 0 x2 (Glassheart, superben)

An unflattering picture of Madonna:



Little Medonsters! Where are you and how are you letting this happen to your fave? The lead single from Medoner's 11th studio attempt Hard Candy, this would appear to be Medoner's last #1 in the UK until....well, you tell me I suppose? Though all t.its and arse on the face of it, 4 Minutes carries with it a deep social commentary based on our need to save the world from an imminent crisis based on Medoner's personal and often baby-taking visits to Africa.

Jinzo's score: 3
Like American Pie really- a lame blip in the wider context of Madonna's pretty epic discography. She can and has done far better.

82. Pixie Lott- Mama Do (Uh, Oh, Uh, Errrr) (6.316)



Highest score: 10 x6 (lovesong, conseeded, superben, Sporefan, Dream, that Pixie Lott stan)
Lowest score: 0 x4 (Cassiopeia, Glassheart, Regina George, VJoker)

The unflattering acne picture of Pixie that I haven't used yet:



The first introduction we have to every kid's mum's pretend-to-be-cool-for-the-kids fave, this soul-pop number was quite the anomaly in a year more renowned for the initial waves before the tsunami of dance-pop. It is, apparently, the first ever time a UK female has reached #1 without previously being in a group or through the use of reality TV. I don't know, I just copy and paste from Wikipedia.

Jinzo's verdict: 5
Probably the best of her not actually very good at all #1s. It does offer something a little different to the usual 2010's sort of pop, I guess.