I stole... nothing actually
Just this one time my brother jacked these pokemon cards from Wal-Mart. He said he was going to the bathroom and no one noticed
My grandpa used to Shop-Lift like CRAZZII untill we told him to STOP cuz he was gonna get Arrested.
Although, one time he did get arrested in Stop&Shop and My grandma had to come for him and said that he forgot and paid for the stupid thing he robbed. If it wasn`t for my Grandma, he would have been gettin`raped in jail now, possibly dead

(He was 60 at the time)