When I read the title of the thread, it reminded me of the time a dog bit my mom's left boob. She was at her friend's house and her friend's dog, out of nowhere, came running right to her left boob. At first we were shocked but then we all started laughing.
And a year later, she and I were walking and a woman was walking her dog on the same street. The dog jumped at my mom and bit her right boob.
She just covers her boobs everytime she sees a dog now.